Put This In Your Pipe: Gifts for Smokers

Sure, it will probably kill you eventually.  Sure, it stinks.  Sure, many states have outlawed it in public places.  That doesn't mean you and your gift recipients can't revel in the pleasures and treasures of imminent emphesema!

 Putting the Cute in Cancer

This adorable little penguin will help you forget that your lungs are as black as he is!  Comes with a built-in fan to help disperse smoke and folds up to hide your naughtiness when the in-laws come to visit.

A steal at $6.19 on Amazon.com!

  Jesus Hates It When You Smoke

Nothing like a little Catholic guilt when lighting up, eh?  This is the perfect present for the ironic atheist in your life.  Buy for a friend or leave outside various religious institutions during Midnight Mass for a quick laugh.

$12.90 from Tesoros Trading Co.

 Steampunk Skull Ashtray

We've covered cute, we've covered funny.  This coffee table character is just plain bad ass.  Made from cold cast resin, this cool skull stands at half a foot and could be used as a keepsake box as well as a vessel for your dirty little secret(s).

$39.99 from Things2Die4.

 Vintage Cigarette Cases by Penny Silver

These adorable cigarette cases feature old advertisements and other retro imagery.  They can also double as wallets or credit card holders!

$11.99 each on Amazon.com!

If One Vice Isn't Enough...

Have a cigarette with your whiskey!  A good way to stop that "social smoker" you know from bumming your cigarettes outside the bar.  Flask holds 6oz. of liquid.

$28.99 by BeWild.

For the Environmentally Conscious Smoker

A friend who spent some time in Japan was the first person to turn me on to this clever little contraption: a portable, reusable ashtray.  Snuff your butts without littering the sidewalk or stinking up your pocket!

Only $10 by Going in Style!

This Thing Makes Smoking Cool Again

While it's not gonna keep your cigarettes cool or clean, it's kind of hard to miss how neat this metal mesh cigarette case looks.

Only $6.99 by KLOUD ®.