Yes, I am a child.
But admit it... you love it too.
Finn and Jake are little badasses and all of their co-conspirators are adorable and often ridiculous creations. Whoever created this program-supposedly-intended-for-kids either has serious issues or a wicked sense of humor. Either way, I'm into it. So here's some super cool Adventure Time gifts you can give to the fan in your life (or me, because I want everything I'm about to post).
Give your nieces and nephews the chance to go on their own adventure (and keep warm) with Finn's classic ear hat.
$16.48 on Amazon.com!
(Jake the Dog and) Finn The Wallet
$19.69 on Amazon.com!
Really-F'ing-Cool Handmade Marceline Necklace
$25 on Etsy!
Everything Reversible Is Awesome
$39.99 on Amazon.com!
Adventure Time Shot Glasses
Only $16 (?!) on Etsy!
GAH! I Have an Andriod #342
$15 on Amazon.com!
I Want to Buy These For My Boyfriend
$13.50 on Amazon.com!
Lullabies By Jake
$15.99 on Amazon.com!
Science the Lab Rat Plushie
And now, a new feature:
The I Wish I Had That Kind of Money Spotlight

Yes. Finn's very own Adventure Time Watch.
$129 (ouch) by Nooka.
(Jake the Dog and) Finn The Wallet
$19.69 on Amazon.com!
Really-F'ing-Cool Handmade Marceline Necklace
My personal favorite character on the show, Marceline plays guitar and is heiress to the Underworld. This phenomenal handmade pendant by psychozombies features a three-dimensional vampiress in a cameo-style frame, complete with a little silver bat friend. I'm almost reluctant to post this one because I know it's one of a kind and I WANT.
Pssst... the seller has even more cool Adventure Time treats in her Etsy shop.
$25 on Etsy!
Yep -- that's two backpacks in one. Give the gift of different moods. Officially licensed Adventure Time backpack!
$39.99 on Amazon.com!
Adventure Time Shot Glasses
More proof that this cartoon is not just for kids! This set of three shot glasses (featuring Finn, Jake and Lumpy Princess) is handmade by Etsy seller geekyglassware. Too. Cool.
Only $16 (?!) on Etsy!
GAH! I Have an Andriod #342
The second I saw this character, I hoped this product would appear. And then I remembered I don't have a freaking iPhone. Oh, little Beemo iPhone case. One day I will have a use for you. One day.
$15 on Amazon.com!
I Want to Buy These For My Boyfriend
But I also want to have sex with him again.
So I won't.
(But they're still cool.)
(But they're still cool.)
$13.50 on Amazon.com!
Lullabies By Jake
That stretchy magic dog certainly has his ways of getting inside your head... and now he has another one: becoming earbuds! These cool little headphones are officially licensed Cartoon Network/Adventure Time merchandise.
$15.99 on Amazon.com!
Science the Lab Rat Plushie
While Adventure Time and Cartoon Network did a pretty good job of merchandising even the minor characters on the show, they did leave out Science the Candy Corn Lab Rat. While not official merchandise, Etsy seller sappymoosetree nailed this little cutie! $27 on Etsy!
Psst... Check out her Hand Banana (ATHF) plushie as well!
And now, a new feature:
The I Wish I Had That Kind of Money Spotlight
Yes. Finn's very own Adventure Time Watch.
$129 (ouch) by Nooka.